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		<title>How&#8217;s that &#8220;Drill Baby Drill&#8221; stuff workin&#8217; out for ya? or &#8220;As The Gulf Burns&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In her inimitable snark-ish shrill, Sarah Palin and her ilk have suggested America&#8217;s energy thirst can be quenched by drilling in the very places they can see from their homes (at least seen by those patriots who are lucky enough to have secured a trailer lot with a costal view).
Maybe the right&#8217;s right. Sarah certainly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2010/04/hows-that-drill-baby-drill-stuff-workin-out-for-ya-or-as-the-gulf-burns/</link>
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		<title>God Hates Tim Tebow. Or, Another Boob In The Super Bowl.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh wait, that&#8217;s me who hates Tim Tebow, God hates Fags.
I don&#8217;t hate Tim Tebow because he&#8217;s a pontificating Christian evangelist who likes to preach to us via his guy-liner or because he has a thing for uncircumcised asian boys.  I&#8217;m more tolerant than that. My hatred for him is for a better, more profound [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2010/02/god-hates-tim-tebow-or-another-boob-in-the-super-bowl/</link>
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		<title>Guns N&#8217; Wizards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As word of  Jayson Williams plea deal in the accidental shooting death of his chauffeur hits the news, the law is taking aim at another NBA star, Washington Wizard, Gilbert Arenas.
Unlike Williams, who&#8217;s trouble happened at home (probably after a few shots of courage and  the reckless flash of  firearm), Arenas brought his hardware to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2010/01/guns-n-wizards/</link>
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		<title>Pat Robertson Is The Lowest Form Of Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the brave and resilient people of Haiti face yet another heartbreaking moment in their troubled history, The Right Reverend Douche Bag, Pat Robertson, blames the catastrophe on the impoverished country&#8217;s PACT WITH THE DEVIL, and he suggests that maybe now they&#8217;ll learn a lesson! Robertson says it with a straight face as he asks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2010/01/pat-robertson-is-the-lowest-form-of-life/</link>
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		<title>Storm Warning: Lady Gaga Cheney</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While this weekend brought a Nor&#8217;easter of record proportions to New England, it seems that, sadly, the biggest casualty of  some other form of white stuff may have dropped like a snow angel in Hollywood.
Back on the East Coast, the snow storm provided a perfect &#8220;hook&#8221;  to report on the Health Care &#8220;snow job&#8221; coming [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2009/12/storm-warning-lady-gaga-cheney/</link>
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		<title>Snooki Weekend Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Love the go-cup (s). Classy SNL appearance!
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		<title>Not-So-Sharpie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Always the victim, Sarah Palin had to cut-and-run her vacation short because of an ill-advisor-ed fashion slip. I mean are you really so stupid, so tacky or so cheap that you took a magic marker to an old hat and wore it out in public? I guess she kept ALL the clothes from the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2009/12/not-so-sharpie/</link>
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		<title>Bah-Da-Bing Crosby Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Its been a big coupla weeks for us Italians. It seems Italians from Perugia to Milan, and now even the Jersey Shore, are starting to overshadow the big upcoming Christmas show at the Vatican. And that cannot be met with favor from the Holy See.
First Amanda Knox, aka Foxy Roxy, is convicted of murdering an innocent British roommate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2009/12/bah-da-bing-crosby-christmas/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Somethin&#8217;s Meltin&#8217;&#8221;&#8230;or, &#8220;Will Mr. Squiggles be the new Cheetah?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It got a little cold in New York yesterday. All this talk about climate change gives me a shudder. And, I have to admit, part of me likes the idea of warmer winters. I mean, I don&#8217;t really remember what the temperature was last week&#8230;but all I know is I was not wearing my old [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rostascafe.com/2009/12/somethins-meltin-or-will-mr-squiggles-be-the-new-cheetah/</link>
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		<title>Happy Pearl Harbor Day Sarah&#8230;oh wait, its not 1941 anymore?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[According to this story, it looks like Sarah prefers a spud to a rice bowl. I am, however, more than willing to believe that her dad is just Dim Some.
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